I’m tempted… but i can’t… 🥲

I am still a Banite secretary, I am merely taking back my power…

I suppose you’ll have extra to do… Since, yknow, I’m on strike at the moment…

my timeline tonight

I am taking it upon myself to become a freelance reporter on the workplace happenings and rumors coming from the @lordenvergortash.bsky.social's order of (dysfunctional) Banites. Today's scoop involves the firing and borderline slander of our dear lord after one new hire got particularly unhinged.

I've laughed so hard I can no longer laugh 🥲

NOT ONCE!!!

spongebob holds a sign that says no fair

ALT: spongebob holds a sign that says no fair

🤺🤺🤺BACK!!! BACK I SAY!!! I will only strike until I get my way!!! You siren!!!

Other than the feet Gortash has been very mean to his number one supporter... He has called me kiss ass and spoil sport and no good things!!! I am on strike!!!

DON'T TEMPT ME FOUL BEAST!!! @lordenvergortash.bsky.social is locked in his room and I'm left our here with sirens!!!