Ric Ocasek must have walked down that same street

I despise this line of reasoning, one because people just say it without knowing anything and two because even if it is true, having compassion towards people who might not treat you as compassionately is called good morality. It’s being a good person! Fuck off Bill Maher you wet ass flaccid penis

War re-enactments are fucking weird. Go to a renaissance fair like a normal human.

It’s really funny to think they were killed and the assassin just wanted to let the world think they pussied out and ended themselves

Since they’re so accepting, mayhap they would appreciate clientele of the cricket persuasion

Granted I may be paranoidpilled by they kinda look like a couple of lightning bolts

What I’m saying is

Twitter is definitely worse but Threads is filled with the backwash dregs of insufferable dingdongs none of em could pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the sole

Going Farva mode at the local Burger King

a man in a sheriff 's uniform is eating a hamburger with the caption does that look like spit to you ..

ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform is eating a hamburger with the caption does that look like spit to you ..

We need a day on here like when the queen died. Or when Prince Andrew died. Or when Kissinger died. Or when that titanic billionaire died. Or when Shinzo Abe died. What I’m saying is