I never ever ever use instagram but I logged in to follow you so, good luck :-)

probably look something like this

I'll just save it for next time

omg same

oh that's an insta follow right there

a man with glasses and a crown on his head .

ALT: a man with glasses and a crown on his head .

internet hugs from the other end of the earth to you, my friend. Change sucks.

not just "a" goose, it's your senior security guard

it tastes like

Moo Deng, Milkshake Duck... coincidence?