A 30-trillion egg omelet slowly burning on a frying pan the exact size & shape of the continental United States
Motherfuckers going on first dates with dirty-ass, jagged fingernails saying shit like āoh man she friendzoned meā
I had one of those back in 1990. I cannot for the life of me remember what happened to it
And now Willie is the last remaining highway man
*bursts into your bedroom at 4 AM* HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY FOR 63 DAYS FROM NOW HAHAHA ITS NOT BELATED UNLESS YOURE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE PREVIOUS ONE
Well damn. Along with some other stuff Iām pretty sure I sent yesterday too. Iāll do another one tomorrow. Iām too tired right now.
Oh cool another guy who thinks that his Jeep Cherokee is a fucking race car
The little rubber piece inside the spark plug wrench stayed attached to the spark plug, and I couldnāt think of the word O-ring so I said oh look the spark plug Wrench cock ting is still on there