JRRT actually doesn’t roll in his grave when you write gay fanfic about his characters, he rolls in his grave when you write them with American accents.

If we accept the Shire = England equation, and what JRRT said about Minas Tirith being around the location of Florence, Gondorians should have Italian accents (and ideally be argumentative and voluble). I'm also claiming Lothlorien as Austrian because I'm like if Galadriel could speak Wienerisch

idk why but rohirrim should have boston accents