No, Elon, don't throw us in the briar patch!
my takeaway from this story is that if i were running the republican campaign i would try to keep elon as far away from anything of consequence as possible www.nytimes.com/2024/10/11/u...
Elon Musk is planting himself in Pennsylvania, has brought his brain trust to help and may even knock on doors himself.
A guy on the train just caught me squinting to read the text on his hat, which would have been an easy thing to explain except the hat said: āAsk me about my butthole!ā and I didnāt have any further questions.
I see that no one has learned anything from last cycle when a shitload of garbo polls got dumped in the last six weeks to encourage Republican cope
Making a movie that includes the premise of Salem legitimately being some centre for witch activity is a bit like making a movie earnestly arguing that daycares were epicentres for satanic activity in the eighties.
"I told him he was less than a man, a spineless worm, and he admired me for it." @pftompkins.bsky.social
If you live in one of these 10 states (AZ, TX AR, MS, FL, GA, TN, KY, IN, OH), today is THE LAST DAY you can register to vote. Even if you think you're registered already, double check to see if your registration is still active. Please do this, it only takes a few minutes. Pass it on.
A version of The Smile where you see someone doing The Bill Maher Face, like the kind of Joe Camel/Oh Really face he makes in every photo, and then are tormented into madness as you see other people doing The Bill Maher Face. The final stage is you start calling bartenders "doll" or "babe."
outta the way squares,we're KISS! we're scary demons who LUV 2 fuck! this song is called "Its Fun To Rock" off our album "Havin A Neat Time"