I agree, the freaky crap is annoying.

Diesel-10 is a muckle nuisance isn’t he?

You and your brother are both fat. You can cause earthquakes just by moving.

Diesel stop masquerading as a mob boss.

Edward, Bill & Ben are tormenting us at Knapford. Those gremlins escaped the Clay pits somehow. They won’t listen to me.

Looks he forgot to take his schizophrenia medication again. Who’s going to hold him while I give it to him? He doesn’t like his meds.

Oh you poor engine! I hope you get better.

No he isn’t. But Sir Nigel Gresley is.

Why don’t we double head it?

I will! I’ll take turns with Murdoch!