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Art Pachinko
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Founder & CEO, Pachinko Intellectual Properties LLC. Unfucking the bullshit stories of idiot assholes since forever. she/they ✡️
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What's wrong, darling? You've barely touched your soupsicle.

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I love her so much. I love Fat Bear Week. And queen grazer.

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I have a Grazer tshirt. I also have one for Otis, but Grazer is my all-time favorite.

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Patton Oswalt will narrate, obviously.

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It is now.

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I go see that band.

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It’s one of my all time favorite movies and I need this right now. Thank you!

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I’m afraid of horses because I’m convinced I’ll get my fist caught in one of their nostrils.

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I could actually see that for the opening of an Army-of-Darkness style horror-comedy.

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Hamster Dance minor key.

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Art Pachinko
@artpachinko.bsky.social
Founder & CEO, Pachinko Intellectual Properties LLC. Unfucking the bullshit stories of idiot assholes since forever. she/they ✡️
40 followers107 following454 posts