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Adam Salsman
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Look, do I acknowledge this is a semi niche show that i made a very niche reference to? Yes. But after crushing on Punky Brewster, of course I had a crush on evie garland.

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I think the whole of the flag codes, much like all of the nationalism … errr … patriotism… is nonsense. But these are the jabronis that scream “these colors don’t bleed” and “I stand for the flag.” And they just can’t be bothered to get the simple things right

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Saw a house flying a trump flag higher than the American flag. But, you know, they’re the ones who believe in law and order or done such.

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Like, yes, I have a digital rips of vhs of the late 80s classics sitcom Out of This World. Also, yes, I just haffeta have taffeta.

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Things that tend to stop bad faith social media shitposters: “You’re dumber than I look, and I’ve peaked in a mirror recently. I know how bad that is.”

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Just drove by someone flying a flag from their car with a picture of the American flag that read “we stand for this flag.” I’m too fucking tired to unpack that whole thing.

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Jimmy Carter has been alive for 40% of the USA. Think about that.

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Adam Salsman
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98 followers79 following2.3k posts