asa mitaka is such an aquarius

@bunnicula.bsky.social omg ur here!!

*takes my Horny On Main crown out of an old shoebox, wipes the dust off* welcome back, old friend…

WAIT I CANT DM???

for just $40 a month i will be hot and cold to u over dm and periodically send u videos of me shaking my ass

Loser shit. Imagine the posts Trump would do if DeSantis was indicted. “Jailtime Ronny the Criminal indicted again! Lawyers say he will be executed by hanging - GOOD!”

well twitter might actually be dead this time