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Ash Cheshire
@ashcheshire.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️(fae/fem/faer) Game designer, sculptor, steward of Big Bad Con, and psychopomp to the stars.
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Whose chips these are, I think I know (Her plums were in the icebox, though) She won't approve my snacking here She's still pissed off about my note ... Some chocolate would be dark & sweet But I have veggies in a heap And chores to do before I eat And chores to do before I eat

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Making me feel some kind of way (undefined)

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If I were his publisher, I would have gone into that very first meeting with just one question: "Okay Mr. Astley, you know those greeting cards that you open and they start playing music...?"

Rick Astley holding a copy of his new autobiography, titled 'Never'
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"everything evil destroys syntax! See how brand names force the speaker to mangle grammar!" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "No! 'This is Wendy's' or 'this is a place that belongs to Wendy'!"

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Post a meme made by you.

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Love these, especially Sweetums! Allow me to propose in addition: Link Hogthrob as Humperdinck (Humperlinck) Uncle Deadly as Rugen Sam the Eagle as the impressive clergyman Rizzo as ROUS Statler & Waldorf as "Booooo!" And finally, one word: FOZZINI. Can't you hear it? "Inconceeeivable!"

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Gender is performance, and I'm a triple threat.

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Gender is performance, and I just got a provisional contract to be the warm-up act.

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Gender is performance, and I'm out here doing stand-up comedy.

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Gender is performance, and I'm professionally trained in longform improv.

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Ash Cheshire
@ashcheshire.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️(fae/fem/faer) Game designer, sculptor, steward of Big Bad Con, and psychopomp to the stars.
170 followers114 following189 posts