Behold: the official March Danceness 00s Edition Tournament Bracket: marchxness.com

People who stand up as soon as the plane stops, where are you going?

A tiered rejection! Hell yeah

I thought I had seen America, but then I went to Texas Roadhouse

Free awful idea: live action Simpsons with Natasha Lyonne as the Bouvier twins.

Aesthetic PowerPoints are my passion

In my Jimmy John’s era

I’m on a “sale” high. Elle Woods gets it.

ACTUALLY, my best friend and I invented girl dinner when we used eat chips and dip for dinner. We called it chip dinner. And we paid for it with stolen tanning salon money.

Walk Hard but it’s Andy Serkis