Imagine eating 46 hotdogs and not even placing in the hotdog eating contest 🌭😔
I wonder what the Red Hot Chili Peppers will be doing for Easter? Whatever it is, it will be terrible.
Critters fucking love crannies. Never met a critter who didn’t love wedgin’ their little self into a cranny
Ooooo big stretch
Framing and hanging my endoscopy photos so I can cherish my inflamed guts for years to come
If I was a witch I would just make delicious cauldrons of guacamole
Having a man around the house temporarily you can say things like “do you want some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage” or “I have some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage left over” or “here take some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage” and they’ll say “hell yeah I love Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage”
Playing dark souls, getting harder, getting better, getting faster, and also getting stronger - Daft Punk, 2001