Having a man around the house temporarily you can say things like “do you want some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage” or “I have some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage left over” or “here take some Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage” and they’ll say “hell yeah I love Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage”

hell yeah I love Brown N’ Serve breakfast sausage

Thanks to an unfortunate incident while a child, I do not like breakfast sausage. Can I make an omelette?

Making some brown n serve sausage right now, and thinking of this tweet, as I now do every time I make some brown n serve sausage

Brown n' Serve breakfast sausage? Now that's the stuff.

I would very much enjoy some Brown n' Serve breakfast sausage right now, in fact.

It's true, we do. Bought five boxes today. It's the perfect thing to make for breakfast when you don't want to have to think about making breakfast.

God damn it, now I want some Brown N'Serve breakfast sausage

I literally just ate some Brown N' Serve breakfast sausage not 10 minutes ago.

Brown n' Serve breakfast sausage? Oh, yes, please.