The world needs more people like you.

Ever make "Rajas Con Crema?"

My family and friends have over and over asked me to open a restaurant. If it wasn't so time consuming I would. Instead I have a good idea for a cooking reality show. No gimmicks but damn innovative! Considering your dishes you would be great at it! The Q is, do you have a camera personality?

Yeah that's a good one! Thank you for your service! Power tip: add a pair of socks. Wet wipes and socks a fucking golden when on the streets!

Omg this is priceless! Thanks Kennedy!

Lately I've been buying bottles of vodka and handing them out to the houseless. I was on the streets for two years, and to my partner and at the time, such a gift would've been the best. "Give others what loving gifts they want. Not what you think they should have."

Can I Lebowski it? I pick "Dude" as my gender! It's completely fluid, completely amorphous, pan-everything, and it's better than the pronoun that people used to use for me: asshole.

You rock! Let's trade recipes!

Treading in Reddit is SCARY.

My crystal ball says you have a future as a film critic.