Hopefully not literal

I survived the FWA trash fire

These loons are infiltrating school boards all over the country. Southwestern is dealing with them, locally.

My t shirt drawer is 50% bands and 50% furry stuff

I think he was just heavier and caused the circuit to compress and complete

Hey I have had a couple of those. Best way to get an old car to behave, bring a tech along.

Couldn't have happened to a better man. Bravo on a century, Jimmy.

Does this mean us felines can have Sneptember back?

Alta Vista. Rotten dot com. Don't pick up the phone, I'm online.

Any more of that talk and I will be forced to flop angrily