I don't mind product ads, I do mind political ads which is all I see on Twitter
Everyone is so nice and lovely I just wanna bake everyone cookies
When I made sweet tea when I worked at raising Cane's I realized why half our customers were diabetic and/or obese
Just wait till you find out that you can use string cheese to make your own stuffed crust pizzas
When people in Colorado call themselves "Colorado Natives" I say "oh cool" and "what tribe" and make aggressive eye contact until they admit they were just born here and haven't been out of state yet and I feel like this comic vibrates on a similar snarky wavelength
Wheres space for satisfactory that's also a priority
One time I asked a co-worker what places were good to eat in the neighborhood and he dead ass said the gas station and Wendy's and I feel like that's an answer you could have gotten
I feel like there's some sexual tension between the weekend and Monday
Fuck yeah Ramona! Glad to have you