Late nights welcoming him back from the hunt in his favourite negligee. Waking up together and smiling at each other in the setting dark. You try to open the front door as silently as possible and his ears perk up a bit.

Just three more steps, guiding him in - when suddenly, his hand is jerked out of yours. "Ugh. Gods! I sure hope whatever that was was not intended. Because if that's your idea of a surprise, love..."