No shade, but critters scatter away in your presence.

The Stanley cups having lead in them is like, so last millennia.

people squirrel things away, weasel out of things, are a rat, are the mole, are the guinea pig, can we start using other rodents to describe behavior? “you’re beavering this pretty bad.” “You really capybara’d that situation nicely.” more rodent to human equivalents into the lexicon would fix me.

I’ve been brave since I was a little kid because Scary Spice never really scared me when I watched the Spice Girls movie.

Divine masculine this, divine feminine that, you better start divining them shrimp or this gumbo is never gettin cooked.

Becoming human is the spirit equivalent of taking a placebo

Going ‘have at thee’ core with the contraption

Top Golf implies the existence of Bottom Golf

“He’s the goon character” Actual thing I say at work about an actors role.

Happy Henry Kissinger is dead day to all who celebrate.