I love thinking “nah my brain’s quiet, I can go to sleep without the Naruto podfic” and 15 min later I’m thinking about how last week my dad said he knew it wouldn’t work out romantically btwn me and my ex girlfriend bc she “had to be top dog” and I know what he meant but what did he mean—

And he’s actually RIGHT but he met her in person ONCE for a SINGLE DINNER in 2013 (this sounds bad but in fairness they have never lived in the same country). And frankly you could say the same for all my long relationships and what does that say— anyway it’s Naruto podfic time 😌💖