Jump in! He will catch you!

You sure it's a good idea? I mean..

Ok but he's the one pulling shards of broken glass from our bellies

But his drink?

*Jump* >:3

Using an optical illusion to simulate rippling water is a fun touch 😄

Gonna impale myself on his straw from this height 😱

"You sure about that? I'm literally a big bulky guy."

time for a bodyslam

aaaaaa this is honestly the best use for that optical illusion!