Three guesses as to which one is super wiggly and won't ever stay still, and the first two don't count.
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good. and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says āletās make one taller than god.ā
Second night in a row I'm up at 4:30 AM because Cosmo decided to reverse sploot like this while cuddled next to me, nearly pushing me off the bed. (Not picture of Cosmo, too sleepy and dark to take picture of him splooted right now.)
Why is food court pizza always so good? Like, intellectually, I know it's supposed to be bad, but God it's always so good.
Since finally getting Spotify last year and letting it recommend new bands, I have come to love three different bands named Beast in Black, Beyond the Black, and Battle Beast. Now searching I have yet to find bands named Beyond the Beast or Battle Black, but I bet I'd like them if they did exist.
Considering it seems to be possible to actually have ~reach~ on this website, I'm gonna make a concerted effort to write a little more and share things here. Having spent the last year+ private on Twitter, I miss actively cultivating a community of online friends.
