Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Sysadmin: Based on trends to date, it’s time for us to discuss whether to migrate to a larger cup, a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Cups, or Just a Bunch Of Cups.

This was quite a ride.

FPfunranium.bsky.socialJul 31, 2024 10:46pm

Okay, story time. I was asked for the tale of my laser eye injury, so here you go. I'm fine. Customers were fine. No children were harmed. The only victims were me and Bob's career. www.funraniumlabs.com/2024/07/how-...

How I Got My Laser Eye Injury - Funranium Labs

It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually written this story down before, merely told it in person to many students for valuable lessons and for laughs over cocktails. It is a lit...

JD no that’s not what intersectional means

I don’t like that my mental jukebox has chosen today to revisit “Operation: Mindcrime.”

On my "long" weekend ride, I've added a detour into the lower foothills, adding some gentle climbing to my route. On the downhill, there's a speed-sensing limit sign, and the first time I passed it I was tempted to yell “WITNESS ME!!!” But it turns out I was only going 18, so it didn't care.

Remember: here's the breaking news handbook. All of these are good rules to stand by at the moment.

Mitch McConnell absolutely deserves to know what it’s like to live in fear of the leopards eating people’s faces.

DMbungdan.bsky.socialJul 3, 2024 5:39pm

Presidential candidate who the far-right members of the Supreme Court just placed above the law tells voters how he will exercise his new powers.

Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

/me squees in delight “Alexa, stop ’By the way’.” “Sure. I’ll avoid sending follow-up suggestions in the future.” There is no setting for this in the app. I’ve been all through it. Apparently it’s voice-only. I just hope it sticks. One can only say STFU so many times, I assume.

By the way, did you know Alexa's annoying suggestions can be turned off? Here's how

Alexa, please stop.