Sad!

……………for fucking that porn star when you were pregnant

lol does that campaign really expect us to believe that Trump knows Melania's birthday?

Why does that have a Gmail icon?

I'm so sorry for a guy missing his wife's birthday for a court hearing which could've been resolved last July if his legal team hadn't intentionally delayed the hearing.

does she even live with him anymore

What about Mercedes!?!?

"I wish I could be with Melania, but I'm stuck with a porn star" is how this mess started.

I hope Melania knows why! (She probably does, right?)

But oh! If he hadn't fucked around, he wouldn't spend time finding out - what do you know!