Lucius III seems to be an adventure game, but it takes place in a sprawling, barren open world. Like, I needed a wrench to disrespect a cross (look, I didn't write this game), but the wrench could be in any of 20+ locations scattered across many square miles. It's so janky and terrible. I love it.
It's October. I'm playing Alone In the Dark. Aaaaa! But maybe it won't be so scary if you're there with me. After that, we'll take a look at Lucius III. I think it's like Hitman, but you're the spawn of Satan? I've never played it. twitch.tv/HotLavy
Glenn Close is another one. Glenn? No, I don't think so. Like, Glenn is a legitimate name. You might think I just don't like it as a woman's name, but that's not it. I'm not wild about Glenn for anybody, but I accept it. I believe it. But Glenn Close? No. Not a Glenn. Hm. Ms. Close? Nope. No good.
This is really funny if you just know CD-i as the weird, expensive video game thing that flopped. If you know how CD-i was originally envisioned and received, being fated to interminable Muzak playback is like a punishment out of Greek mythology.
David Rosen, History in the Making: A Report from Microsoft's First International Conference on CD ROM, Educational Technology, Vol. 26, No. 7 (July 1986), pp. 16-19
I don't understand the question. What, they don't have worms where you live?
Recurring intrusive thought: What do Harrison Ford's friends call him? "Harrison Ford" sounds fine, when you say the whole thing, but it's a bit formal. On its own, though, "Harrison" is a lot of name. Too much. Harry? Nah, that's not right. There's no way he lets anyone call him Han or Indiana.
Of course, as someone who lives for a bad execution of a bad idea, you know I'm jumping on this the second the price drops to $1.99. (I'll even shell out up $3.49 for the special Yosemite Sam edition.)
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As far as I can tell, no two Looney Tunes sports games share a publisher or developer. There isn't a team, or even an individual, in the Looney Tunes Sports Games business. They haven't been critical or commercial successes. There's no passion for this. No demand. No logic. It just keeps happening.
Sam has an easy life. Sam dies. Sam is given one more chance to live...but now his every action requires conscious intent and effort. Yes, we're bidding farewell to Narcolepsy Awareness Month with Manual Samuel, streaming on Hot Lavy...right NOW! twitch.tv/HotLavy
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