Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies

Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

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Get itttttt

I feel like Scrooge on Christmas morning.

Did you get to write that headline? It’s a great fucking headline.

rest in piss

You know, I saw the headline and said "well at least Rolling Stone still has some piss and vinegar left in em".

Yours is the only headline I’m sharing.

That's one for the ages.

Fucking legendary headline

Thank you for speaking the truth.