I admit that was a weird way to put this. It started out as “putting on my Danger Room hat” but I don’t have a Danger Room hat and that somehow seemed important but I do have a Danger Room tattoo and now this explanation no one asked for is making everything worse

You might need to just get the hat at this point.

Man, I remember the Danger Room! That's where I first started following you!

tell us about the lotion

Do you even have a Danger Room or are the metaphors just getting a sound beating? 🙋

it perhaps says something about my brand of neurodivergence that I read this and went "No, no, it's cool, that checks out completely" despite my sure knowledge that it probably shouldn't

So you're explaining that you're putting the lotion on the skin less you get the hose in the comments? Parasocial dynamics are captivating.

Very much a "pics or GTFO" situation, here, Spencer.

This is my life, Spencer. I am an inveterate overexplainer and those who love me often have to tell me, repeatedly, "No, the short version, please." That's hilarious, tho.

😂

This Skeet about my lotion habits vis-à-vis my Danger Room tattoo is raising a lot of questions answered by my skeet about my lotion habits vis-à-vis my Danger Room tattoo.