How about this one: Megaflopolis

(seeing a Russian guy wearing Afrocentric clothing) Maybe he should... nyetshiki

Tough but fair

What if Lauryn Hill was Team Edward? Then that song would have been called "Doo Wop (That Fang)."

Works sucks anyway. Although my kids do need health insurance. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Applied for an entry-level job at the company where I've been a permalancer for fifteen years and didn't even get an interview. I think this means I am officially unemployable.

A stretch, and yet all the more magnificent therefore.

You could branch out into Guy Fieri listening to "Legs" by ZZ Top or Jamie Hyneman blasting "Yesterday Once More."

When I did my first album, the engineers kept saying "Keep the files in two different physical locations." So it sounds like you accidentally took their advice! Also, silver lining: new music laptop.

Did you find them or buy them?