I'm sorry but if you want a franchise to put out a new movie every single year, the thing you actually want is a TV show

BREAKING: baby Clifford (Halloween)

bluesky is so funny because you'll post something that absolutely 100% reads as a rhetorical question that does not need a reply and the world's most random people will reply to you as if it was a genuine question. interesting.

In honor of National Poetry Day: my now-6th grader wrote this in spring of 2020 when he was FRUSTRATED BEYOND BELIEF about writing poetry.

*smashing pumpkins voice*

B'Elanna and Tuvok, almost finished. She got dibsed but he's still up for grabs!

I’m sketching different Dragon Age characters every day until #Veilguard! First two are Varric and Briala. If you haven’t read The Masked Empire, which features Briala, give it a try. I like all the DA novels but Empire is REALLY good, and the best depiction (imo) of Orlais, bards, chevaliers etc.

I got to go to five below for the first time ever today and how fun that a store like this exists, it reminded me a lot of a kaybee or toys r us for a somewhat older audience

Teaching my dog karate was a terrible mistake

I hope bluesky becomes the platform for my inevitable bean dad style breakdown where I've trap my baby nephews in an escape room to teach them patience