Teaching my dog karate was a terrible mistake

I think dogs do better with Tae Kwon Do or kung fu

give a dog a fish, feed him for a day teach a dog karate, yer fuckin' dead mate, so toasted

Hong Kong Phooey? Yes, I am ancient unto dust.

You got dog-fooed, right?

When your dog speaks, do they sound like Scatman Crothers?

Sounds ruff

But awesome if it’s a dachshund