If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

i’m not calling them skeets you can’t make me

what if we kissed in the oubliette? 🙈

what if we kissed in the sprower

gonna weaponize incontinence when I'm older

not that i ever really use drafts (it’s mostly off the dome) but it would be nice to have

i’m having two hotdogs at 4 am and there’s nothing any of you can do to stop me

Day one. Jumping on.

also i should be able to preemptively block any people i don’t like from twitter that decide to join bluesky

i showed you the endless void please respond