I don’t actually mind people asking my ethnic background in general. Curiosity is a good thing. It’s just this particular way of doing it that annoys me.

How did they not see it, you may ask Oh they saw it. They did it anyway.

“Where are you from?” Maryland “Ok but where are your parents from” Baltimore and New York “Ok but you know what I mean” Yes, but do you know what *I* mean?

I don’t actually want to be warm I want to be cold and for the blanket to make me warm

Remember when elections didn’t feel like playing Russian Roulette with three bullets loaded?

"To keep it simple for the State of Florida: it’s the First Amendment, stupid." -Actual quote from a federal judge who is very very sick of Florida's shit. www.courtlistener.com/docket/69265...

Hope my observant Jewish followers have a joyous time shaking fruit for God

Still can't believe I sent this complete shitpost about poetic form (with this title) to a mag that as far as I could tell only published free verse, and they accepted it.

La Piccioletta Barca | A. Z. Foreman - by A. Z. Foreman

Poems cannot be. Not unless they mean something. No sun of night can be a star without the humans out

Every day that you don’t have to code in JavaScript is a day you are lucky enough not to code in JavaScript.

My Latin Prose professor on Marius: "Yeah he marched on Rome but, like, who hasn't?"