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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
61 followers71 following540 posts
So you're cheating on your wife, and you're worried about getting known as a shit shag? 🤔
One of my little chickens, Henghis Khan, has bumblefoot. I managed to remove the plug, but she's having to stay in chicken hospital for a couple of days or so until the infection is cleared up.
Bah, internet is down, unplanned outage. 4G signal here is crap, so I guess I'll actually have to do something like clean the house today; I've already mopped the floors, and it's not even lunchtime
🤣🤣🤣 Getting there is the fun part...
"Demon spawn" works for me
🤣🤣🤣 Babies! More that a couple have called them vagina fruit, or crotch goblins I'd another one I heard a fair bit! 😵💫
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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
61 followers71 following540 posts