when i was like 12 i saw my dad preparing a pork tenderloin and i had never seen a pork tenderloin before so i asked, "what's that, dad?" and he said, "tonight we dine on horse penis"
I once knew an old guy who never called sausage anything but “donkey dick.”
You ever see a turkey neck?
Big "ye olde english" vibes on this post. Should have wrote this on cursive on somethin' like that.
telling my dogs this when i give them pork tenderloin scraps now 🫡
One time my dad was going to prepare rabbit for us (we had a little rabbit hutch) and I asked what it was and he called it hoppin' chicken. So I feel you.
Now that is a true dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
got your ass
Did you believe him?
When I was little I was eating a cocktail and mine said it had frog blood, Wich it was believable as it had a lot of soy sauce