i figured out how to make the most sexual, perverted, disgusting plots for my writing. simply write. the less i try the better the sex becomes. what? sex scene? No, sorry. The best you get is stuff that isnt very sexy but you can't say out loud.

the taglines: LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH, EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE WHILE INTOXICATED PUTS YOU ONE STEP CLOSER TO HEAVEN, DREAM OF SNORTING YOUR OWN BLOOD OFF YOUR PRESIDENT'S THIGHS