The October Malaise.

I certainly found this account at the right time of year!

The first story of yours that I read! Nice to see it out and about...:)

Strictly speaking I suspect they would be polishing their heavy spoons, all the better to bop you with! :)

I love these reports; it's like I'm there, or in the most fun version of there. Thank you!

Awful news--there were 2 volumes of the collected work of Hegel in the library and the protestors broke in and left 2 more

Coolest boy at the Scopes monkey trial.

Fastest FOIA response in my life. SCOOP: brandonhacha.com/XKCD-FOIA.pdf