GOP can’t have party discipline when the first guy who should go is the one in charge.

Damn this misogyny is sticky as fuck

Excuse me, we’re not calling it dumb anymore. It’s Partisan now, and it’s sticky, ok? Try to keep up.

Yes. Method acting but for the whole crew.

Still have to mow though! Yay!

Damn. Just had the Ratatouille sensory flashback thing but instead of Mom’s cooking it’s the GameBoy light. Link’s Awakening after dark, pure magic.

Hang on. Are you saying two things can be related to each other? I was told that two things can only be different things or identical things. What’s your proof here, Professor Hegel???

Can’t wait to find out! Wheeee!

Let them cook (file countersuits)

I’m hearing the Astros lost in a last-second heartbreaker. Good.