TRUE STORY: I time-traveled today! For a couple of minutes, I traveled back in time to 2007. You're probably thinking "Bad Guy Zero, how do you know it was 2007?" Because I saw a douchebag in an Affliction t-shirt.
Workday is over. Just put on an adult diaper. Let's get this In Depends Day started!
ADVICE: When given the opportunity to wager on Fireworks vs Babies, always bet on Fireworks.
Wishing a joyous Drown In Lake Lewisville Day to all who celebrate!
I have the honor of being one of the recipients of a cease and desist order sent by Roger Corman, but like anyone who loves movies, I am deeply grateful to him for the gigantic impact he had on films and filmmakers. A true maverick. Rest In Peace.
If I was Jesus, today would be Christmas.
Wishing a happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate. Mayo the fifth be with you! I don't celebrate because I hate mayonnaise.