Grew up in the Bay Area and this is how I say them too

My greatest criticism of Marx is his dependence on PowerBI

Damn, the petrostate hosted climate event didn’t result in progress? I’m shocked!

John Ick

Have you tried fake hiccups yet? Toddlers love a sudden loud “hic”

Structured fluids are a real thing, but they definitely don’t include pond water

I don’t think it’s the reason the teamsters aren’t endorsing her but if you don’t think choosing a c-suite executive as a top advisor makes you close to Uber you might want to get an mri

Strollers an idiot but Kamala’s brother in law is Ubers chief legal officer and she tapped him to be a top campaign advisor

I too have issues tarsnaltieing

Driving around Pullman when the fields are still green gives you some genuinely great scenery!