break into funeral, steal body, carve and butcher it in front of his family, feed stray dogs the meat

Be kind to dogs.

Poor puppers’ tummies are gonna be yucky.

Imagining you rolling in with a chef's hat and the full buffet prime rib setup, including heat lamp.

Wouldn't that be toxic if he's embalmed? Have to bribe the undertaker just to inject him with marinade or something.

They can dump the remains of his corpse in one of those feedlot shitlakes.

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Total Distortion - You Are Dead - Best Game Over Ever

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Burn his corpse in a barrel

Alternatively:

Why do you want to punish stray dogs though?

Feed his carcass to the bears in Sharon.