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jack M
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dialogue for a movie i am writing "do you want all your shopping in a big paper bag with no handle" "yes please and make sure the baguette is sticking out the top"

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just absolutely crushed it (one of my own turds in my hands)

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theyre making a new sonic adveneture game"Sonic Adventure 3" abd YES it has the CHAV GARDEN

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Bad graphics lego man sitting at a table saying "Isn't life just grand?"
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i wish i didnt love the movie "burn after reading" so i could call it "flush after shitting"

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when will smith slapped chris rock we all thought it was going to change the election, but now 3 weeks later and nothing!

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this troper has identified heavy amounts of stylistic suck in their parents' cooking

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telling on myself by describing an acorn as phallic

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looks like my video finally found its audience.

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as a baby i wasn't christened but i was canonised. it's a long story!!! basically they dipped me in the wrong water by mistake

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JM
jack M
@balan.bsky.social
53 followers135 following158 posts