How is this guy, who everyone else in St. Augustine absolutely hates, not dead yet? He's just angry ass Boo Radley being a weird incel shut in.

Dude, it's the door to the backyard not a door to the phantom zone.

People always talk about how smart their dog is. My dog looks at me like I'm a wizard every time I open a door.

We already have one.

a man sitting at a table with his eyes closed

ALT: a man sitting at a table with his eyes closed

NYT FACT CHECK: Trump sounds nothing like Mussolini, as he is speaking English, not Italian.

The ghost of Patrick Mahomes haunts the swamps of Louisiana now.

Everyone is still pronouncing the names of Elan Mosk's companies wrong. The X of course stands for kisses. It's not "EX", it's "Kisses" and "Space Kisses."

See you know it's futuristic because we used a triangle for the A.

Good point, I tend to read in my blue light glasses. Since we are on comics, did you read the end of the Krakoan era X-Men? If not check it out. That ending is great.

Marvel Unlimited on an android tablet already exists though.