Insomnia is weird, eh?

Okay, so I’ve been working it out. Basically, every bit of us would be about 13cm thicker and/or taller, so we’d either be immobile skin balls, or we’d have to continue to grow along with it and we really would look like Ents. You’re welcome.

Anyone got the statistics to work out how big a human would be at the end of their life if instead of shedding skin cells, they were added as rings, like a tree? Not sure why I feel like I need to know, but I feel like I need to know.

a painting of a forest with lots of trees and branches

Alt: Treebeard, the Ent walks Merry and Pippin through the forest.

That sounds marvellous. 🙏🏽🍆

Not obviously enough that I’ve been able to justify one. Yet. Good to know they are actually out in the wild and being liked though. That’s one step closer to me trying one.

It'd be pretty miraculous if every proposal to raze forest and dense vegetation to graze climate-wrecking cattle got reported the same way. How many species have farming companies eradicated? If these people cared about biodiversity they'd shut down and re-wild their carbon bomb farming operations

Farmers and froglets become unlikely allies in fight against Victorian solar farm

A tiny endangered froglet gets in the way of a big solar farm proposal in Victoria's King Valley, with farmers heading to Canberra to campaign against the project.

Ooooh, you’ve got one of those robo-router, handheld CNC thingies?

Our Hokkaido pumpkin squash is a vine, so every now and then, the neighbours discover a levitating pumpkin in their hedgerow.

Very niche post, but have Sterling Spencer and Garron Noone ever been seen in the same room?

Please accept this as my formal request to pilfer this meme and use it indiscriminately.