This better be a crappy bar.

You’re probably doing it wrong…jk.

You’ve never had to run down wild oats in the field for breakfast have you?

Boil water in advance also.

Why to open jars?

Good idea I went mobile in 87 it was a bear… had to get a job to afford the bill.

Dang immigrants taking all the good jobs.

Higher Makup costs though.

I had to have good dial tone for the modem so pay phones were out.

as I recall if you dialed an 800 number you knew would hang up on you, you could get a fresh dialtone. the number pad would be disabled, hence the dialer. redboxes were definitely more fun. inband signaling: never not a good time.