Past me: *realises I've just emailed the person sat next to me, ffs.

The gig where Baphomet materialised in the pit? I was there. Took this pic and legged it.

They toured with Maggot Fridge but I never heard of them after that.

Pretty sure I've got their demo on cassette from 1992.

Yeah, the grossest thing when I lived in rented accommodation, worse than the fungal boiler growth or the maggot fridge. I'm sorry you've seen this.

I had both on Thursday after a visit to the dental hygienist so yeah, I exist within the Torment Nexus.

oh god

The choice is simple: turn your back on your eye-poppingly materialistic blood family before they disinherit you like I did, or develop a sophisticated, multi-layered plot to murder them. No other choices are available.