I don't need to check my banking app to know I'm broke. I remember frequently, with chest pains

They should let me drive the truck

yeah, hell yeah

Everyone has the damn Havana syndrome bullshit. We're all going to get gangstalked, we're all be targeted, the richest, safest motherfucker you know is talking he is going to get cancelled. News needs to talk about me and how I am the victim of Gaza being mulched, somehow, in my fucking Dallas condo

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Jeff Dunham, big crazy kazinski beard, turns on the TV and sees media coverage of Israel. He drops the remote and opens a closet marked "islamaphobic puppet". His time has come again

Why'd the pony go to the doctor It was a little ho arse

Would love to spit on it

Rocko's modern basilisk is a horrifying look at the tortures AI might wreck upon us.