I'm going to grow a mustache and make you cum

lmfao

Does guy know

@katie.kawaii.social can i request an ACST (UTC +9.30) label? As a prisoner in a stupid fucking time zone I'd like to have thus wretched hell recognised with its insane half hour

How many words do you want? I can do you a short fiction for a fiver, probably, though that's cutting my own throat

if you pay me enough money i'll write this and if you pay me even more, i won't

and yet within an element of the false self, etc

This is Maggie Smith's best line. Fifteen seconds. Trust me. youtu.be/TKvHHl5iJek?...

Murder by Death That's Tacky

YouTube video by richard67915

well Dame Maggie Smith has died so that's the nation in mourning for the foreseeable. actual queen. goddammit

i'm friend