Also the punchline from one of the Meatman comics from the 1980s: “The Queen Mary’s big, too, bit I ain’t takin’ her either.”

Someone once said that there are three sizes: small, regular, and “throw it over your shoulder and burp it.”

Now that’s how to carpe diem.

But really I was thinking of the vest as an accessory for your jock…

There’s already so much to love going on here. Maybe just a simple leather strap around your preferred wrist, or a small earring.

Absolutely. It's all about accessorizing.

One of my very favorite places ever.

I agree with you. It’s time for shorty tennis shorts to make a strong comeback.

Been there. (((hugs)))

It is. You must remove it at once.