Going to start hosting parties where people just come to cry and eat snacks.

we need this

Basically every party ever IME

Make them costume parties to really sell the ennui.

Could be fun to start crying at the beginning of the party for a change

What kinda snacks you got?

POST THE ADDRESS

*Preps reservation*

I expect my invite any time now

no way, there are bears

play The Green Mile for the attendees