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@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)
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remembered this incredible tweet so i'm posting it

A screenshot of a tweet from @dril which reads:
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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DBdonbones.bsky.social

I think about this one all the time.

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JIfrogalapeche.bsky.social

A: Things that can't kill Dracula/any vampire: 1. A bullet 2. All the bullets in the world fired simultaneously at Dracula/any vampire. B: Things that don't really exist: 1. Dracula/any vampire 2. Vampires.

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ANafivegantenna.bsky.social

“dracula is in our sights. take the shot!” but its a screenshot of mgs2 where pretty much the exact scenario from the dril tweet is playing out
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@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)
1k followers440 following10.8k posts